Well, honestly, I've seen taxidermy at antique stores before (including this one). They're often deer heads and even an occasional beaver. Yet, sometimes the occasional slain ruminant isn't enough to prove to your guests that you're a real man. You need something a little more exotic; something that says "I kill closely related apes". Well, here it is: a stuffed baboon. Tell your friends you went on a weekend safari and killed the world's least dangerous ape. You know they'll respect you more for it.
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